Tag: mediocre young adult

So when I search anything on tumblr, in the /search/thing way it gives me nothing as a result, like when you reach the end of the search result it just straight up says “That’s about it for [thing you searched for]. Try another search?” Anyone else experiencing this?

Yeeeehaaaaw, 2000 followers o/ And I have proof now nobody can take it away from me! Except… everyone who’s going to unfollow me… but now y’all can unfollow me all you want cause I’ve got proof that I reached 2000 followers in over eight years mwhahahhaa!

Do you guys want to hear my disgusting dream? It’s very disgusting, it’s like body horror disgusting, like literally about the human centipede.

Okay so the other day I was watching WatchMojo videos because I’m a slave to mediocre entertainment and there was this list of “movies you shouldn’t watch with your parents” that are too violent or sexual or whatever. And #1 on that list was The Human Centipede and I realised that even though I know the basic premise of the movie I don’t actually know the whole story so I went ahead and read the synopsis of all three Human Centipede movies. They are fucking digusting and dumb but that’s not the point.

I feared I would have nightmares about the stories cause like I said they are fucking gross but I didn’t. That was a few days ago and since then I thought my brain forgot the grossness. WELL, IT DIDN’T.

Last night I had this absolutely disgusting fucking dream of like, a human centipede but it wasnt a centipede, it was just like this huge sack made out of human skin that a bunch of humans were sewn inside, and they were all naked and gross and you could see the shapes of the limbs and the bodies from the outside through the skin sack. But this sack had a mouth, like an opening but only one person could like put their head to the opening to breathe and stuff. And so I was wondering how they were eating (mind you, they weren’t actually attached together, the people, they were just inside this sack, which I assume was also like part of this… organism…) and turned out that because I accidentally knocked over the coffee yesterday in the office kitchen (like, in real life), I dreamt that this organism of skin and sack people didn’t eat but drink, and you had to pour like ground coffee and water into the sack, like, just into it… like between all the people, and they would have this straw and just sip up the coffee-y water from around them in the skin sack.

IT WAS FUCKING DIGUSTING