After a month of not being compensated for my work

What my email says: hello, sorry for bugging you haha did you like everything alright about the logo?
What my email means: PAY. ME. YABITSCH.

I just got home like an hour ago and umm I forgot that all I had to eat today was nothing, and I only had coffee and some iced tea in my body and that was probably why I almost fainted outside so I went to the store and purchased and then consumed so much sugary stuff that I might as well just eat sugar out of the damn bag next time.

You know that great period moment when you bleed through your pants so you spend your lunch break at home trying to wash it out but it won’t come out so you have to go back to work in sweatpants and it’s 39° and you hate everything and you didn’t have time to eat so you’re literally still running on your morning coffee?

Its great.

Co-worker: you always look like you’re in pain lol
Me: buddy I’m about to blow your mind lol

Four years later I still have no clue what the guy’s singing in Instant Crush.

That moment when your mum rearranges the furniture so you keep bumping into shit that didn’t use to be there before.

Sometimes I feel guilty when I don’t talk as much with my mum especially when she points it out but then she points out that she doesn’t want to be bothered by watching her tv shows and then looks disinterested when I’m trying to talk to her so I’m like…? :[

Like I noticed she wasn’t watching her show so I showed her a video I saw on the internet of some guy shooting arrows at balloons his assistant was holding and it was tense and insaaaane but she didn’t even say anything just got irritated when I accidentally let the battery fall out of the remote.

imagine myself in an automobile
a hundred miles an hour, only me at the wheel
i want it to shine, to be only mine
the engine has to be just one of a kind
how many dollars do I need sir?
you know i sure don’t have a lot
there must be something we can work out
well, i’ll take it anyway

When I ask if we could turn the AC on: hey would you guys mind if we turned the AC on for an hour or so?
When my co-worker asks if we could turn the AC off: I WILL LITERALLY MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IF YOU DON’T TURN OFF THAT FUCKING WINTER MACHINE RIGHT NOW

What a lazy Saturday this is going to be, I just can’t make up my mind about what to do. In an ideal scenario I’d be writing but perhaps not today. I think I’ll have a go at my best of 2017 lists cause I’ve been ignoring them for so long. I just throw everything I like in a big Spotify list to later sort out but I know Later Me would be grateful if I did that now. Now Me, however, is quite cross with Earlier Me ngl :’D