mediocre young adult – Page 15

Me: I’m gonna have to take these work reports home for the weekend to finish them.
Co-worker #1: don’t you do it!
Me: I have to, next week I won’t have time for it, I’m not here the week after that who knows what I’ll have to do afterwards and if someone comes from the city to examine us we’ll be _fucked_ if these aren’t ready.
Co-worker #1: but nobody else gives a shit, you know that right?
Me: I know but I give a shit so I have to do it.
Co-worker #1: you should stop giving a shit.
Me: I can’t, my parents raised me to always give a shit.
Co-worker #2: *pops up behind the door from the other office*
Co-worker #2: sorry for eavesdropping but the reason this office is still functional is because people like you give a shit so don’t stop giving a shit.

I could try to make it so that my 100,000th post is exactly on the 8-year anniversary of me being on this site, that’d be neat and it would please me greatly. This is post #99,947 so… if I don’t make more posts today it would mean I can… make 2 posts per day until the 26th of September, fuck x)
BUT YOU KNOW I’M GONNA DO IT CAUSE MY FRIKKEN BRAIN MADE IT UP AND NOW I HAVE TO DO IT TO MAKE IT NEAT AND SYMMETRICAL AND ROUND AND SHIT UGH I HATE MYSELF I’M GONNA FILL UP MY FRIKKEN DRAFTS AGAIN THIS IS HORRIBLE

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Ugh I guess then this is it ;_; BUT I’LL BE AROUND! I just can’t post… sO BEHAVE! Cause I’m watching >(

Dear lord in a few days I’ll hit my 100,000th post o_o That is so fucking weird to think about, don’t look at me.

Good news, my mum read my mind and made me coffee so I didn’t have to :’)

Alright I had a 20-minute nap but my head still hurts, someone wanna to make me a coffee?

Anyway I dreamt that somehow my dad was still alive and my mum knew it and my sister knew it but they didn’t want to tell me yet but somehow I knew anyway and well I’m fucked up rn.

Also hairdresser literally just said “i dont like g*ps*es and its not stereotyping” okay bye

Why are hairdressers like this? I distinctly asked for my hair to be straight and the same length everywhere and its all wonky and curls at the ends like pls hairdresser can u not

Alright I’m gonna go get my hair cut now, prepare for immense amounts of self-hating Tia in case I don’t like my new haircut which is very likely so…

I’m back o/