Tag: mediocre young adult

Me: *brings coffee to take meds with*
Me: *brings meds over to nest*
Me: *drinks all the coffee but doesn’t take meds*
My brain: the coffee’s all gone so I must’ve taken my meds too.
Me: *packs meds away*

There’s this store in our village that’s famous for having dedicated workers that have a dickhead as a boss. He’s super rich, owns several stores in the area and he’s just the biggest dickhead, he openly yells at his employees all the time, he has a no-eating-in-the-store policy which also extends to literal babies their mums are trying to keep pacified with like pieces of candy and buns and stuff, like, he once yelled at my co-worker for giving her kid a candy so she would stay quiet in the store, like what kind of asshole do you have to be….

And anyway I keep bumping into employees who are restocking shelves right where I’m going so I always walk around the store a few times until they’re done so they don’t feel rushed while I’m standing behind them waiting for my item to be restocked, and I always say “good morning” or whatever to them and they always look at me so shocked like, they have to check if it was meant for them, you can tell they’re not used to basic decency, it’s so sad I want to punch their fucking boss in the throat.

Do you guys ever just read a sentence in the wrong order? Like immediately I would find the end of a sentence sometimes and just read the words in reverse order and sort of piece the whole thing together from there? No? I’m just weird? Ohkkkay ;_;