Did I shit my pants?
I move my thighs around a bit and confirm that I did not shit my pants.
Tag: mediocre young adult writer problems
Lourdes.
“Constantly lets Vale bully her because she’s dating Vale’s ex and she knows it’ll make her feel better” Lourdes
“Supports Morlene when she risks her life to help out Vale and Cephas” Lourdes
“Has to look out for their child when Morlene goes away to do dangerous missions and possibly raise Leo alone should anything happen to Morlene” Lourdes
“Literally puts her life to risk for the rebellion” Lourdes
stands in her own house, her own home with Morlene and Leo, and tells Cephas, the man who’s responsible for all of this to “bring Vale home”.
GOODBYE
Cephas: we need to get Vale first.
Eamon: this is more important.
Ceaphas: it isn’t for me.
Me:

when you writing a risky scene full of clues for the Big Twist but u also playin hella mindgames and u kno nobody’ll realise until youve pranked them good
Daily wordcount goal done.
So far highlights include these gems:
- “He’s wearing his
usual tailcoat over his shirt but he lost the cravat and wears only a white tie now. What a
douche.” - “I bet he thinks he
looks so cool right now.” - “She must be old as balls by now,” I offer my input.
- “Were you, like,
jerking off furiously to a weird erotic book?“ -
“You know if you’re
gonna get broken out of here you could really take me with you. I’m like, such a good
ally. The enemy of my enemy is my friend for a little bit until we both get
what we want and then we turn on each other and I kill you in cold blood, right?”
“Do you always talk this much?”“Yeah, that’s kinda like, my thing. I’m a cool assassin. People like me. I tell jokes.”
“Did any of you guys notice Agatha Browning wasn’t a real person? That it was me all along?”
“We didn’t. I must admit I’m relieved. She’s a terrible woman.”
“You just say that cause I didn’t have time to reveal her tragic backstory yet. It’s a real tearjerker.”
I can’t believe Vale has an OC.
Alright, tonight is Camp NaNo eve…
I’m way further in Vale than I thought I was. Cool?
I’m where Vale and Cephas get separated and Cephas meet those two and Vale gets to talk to Zavier and the weasel (disclaimer: not an actual weasel) and then some heart-to-heart happens and it’s great fun (disclaimer: it’s actually suffering).
God it’s Camp NaNo night. Geez.
I won’t say I’m not disappointed in myself, however…
I’m disappointed in myself.
ya’ll are wrong. the two types of writers are really “i will talk about this and blog about it and make sixteen thought-out pages where i explore a single character point and i’ve written a novella on the backstory of another and actually involve others in my process”
and “if i so much as breathe about this before it’s ready and done, the story dies because it thinks i already told it”
writing tip #1403:
everybody scream