When someone finds scientific inaccuracies in your story

acharacterstuckinthestory:

Juri: thanks for coming to my Juri talk.
Mark: did you just name your speech after yourself?
Juri: if Ted can do it so can I

“I know I feel safer when you’re
around,” Kosma said. “And I never feel safe.”
“Kosma’s middle name is Danger.”
“I thought that was his stripper
name.”
“My stripper name is Mean Dean the Sex Machine.”
“Why is that the first thing that came to your mind?!”

When Vale says “I won’t be alone again. You can’t make me.” that… that shit hurts my dudes.

dogwrites:

once i figured out how to kill a character without killing them my stories got way sadder

Signe
couldn’t help but still feel incomplete and no, it wasn’t about the roughly three pints of blood she was missing from her body.

If you ever think you’re a bad writer remember that I just wrote this sentence and decided that it wasn’t bad enough to be removed.

Though there were no clocks in the room
Signe deduced that about ten minutes must have passed when Guthrie announced
that ten minutes had passed.

“Wait
until you’re dying for real, press the button again and you’ll… won’t.”

internet: writing is for exploring your craziest fantasies, making absolute dream worlds come true, filling them with impossible phenomena and creatures

me: *writes about close and supportive friendships where nobody’s arguing and everybody trusts and helps each other*

OOOOOOOO THATS THE TITLE OF THE STORYYYY