Tag: mediocre young adult writer problems

You know everyone’s tired of love triangles but I still just feel Morlene/Lourdes/Vale so much. If I’m doing this thing right nobody should have a doubt that Morlene and Lourdes’ relationship is unshakable. Morlene never once implies that she wants to get back with Vale, or that she loved/loves her more, or that she’s settling for Lourdes, and Lourdes never once feels or sounds like she’s afraid Vale will “steal” Morlene from her. And even though Vale jokes a lot at Lourdes’ expense and always sounds like a lovestruck idiot around Morlene, she never flirts with Morlene, she keeps all of her thoughts about her being in love with her all the occasional lustful thoughts in her head, out of respect for Morlene, and yes, Lourdes as well. I really respect that about her despite 1) her being a little shit and 2) me having created her. And what Morlene says to Vale when [spoilers] because [spoilers] just wraps all of that up so neatly it’s actually heartbreaking.

perringwrites:

p-assthroughfire:

perringwrites:

wordsbysarah:

beatlesandbards:

wordsbysarah:

I just realized I’m like, a writer now.. am I gonna have to learn to like whiskey??

Noooooo, no no no. As long as you use it for style, a writer can adopt any alcohol as your signature thing 😉

Alright so, what you’re tellin me is, that I can coast through this zombie novel on whipped cream vodka? Sign me the funk up

Ayyye neat mine is chocolate vodka

Well, shit. Is it okay to fill a bottle that used to have alcohol in it, with _tea_ and _pretend_ like it’s alcohol?

I mean at this point ur already a writer, right. And writers are really good at pretending, so you’re all good

That’s great thank you but now I gotta get y’all to delete this thread so no future fan of mine can find it and realise I’m not actually drinking alcohol.

perringwrites:

wordsbysarah:

beatlesandbards:

wordsbysarah:

I just realized I’m like, a writer now.. am I gonna have to learn to like whiskey??

Noooooo, no no no. As long as you use it for style, a writer can adopt any alcohol as your signature thing 😉

Alright so, what you’re tellin me is, that I can coast through this zombie novel on whipped cream vodka? Sign me the funk up

Ayyye neat mine is chocolate vodka

Well, shit. Is it okay to fill a bottle that used to have alcohol in it, with _tea_ and _pretend_ like it’s alcohol?

zdartstuff:

zombieheroine:

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

           “We’ll figure it out?”
he asks and holds out his hand.

           “We’ll figure it- what are you even…
trying to do?” I move to somehow interact with the gesture but I’m not sure
what it’s supposed to be.

           “I dunno, we’re sitting at a weird
angle.” Cephas wiggles his fingers around my hand.

           “Stop it, that’s weird!”

           “This isn’t exactly a high-five
appropriate situation but like, we’re making a pinkie promise?”

           I eventually catch his pinkie with
my pointing finger and squeeze it.

           “There,” Cephas laughs. “Perfect.”

p-assthroughfire:

“Fuck your parents and fuck mine too!” is literally the best thing Vale has ever said to Cephas, her best friend x)

I also just stumbled across the paragraph

When Morlene said people were hiding under the Capsize
I didn’t think she meant literally under the establishment itself but rather “under but a little to the
side”.

Frankly, how am I not a published author yet.