Tag: mcelroys

queenklu:

asimovsideburns:

keplerbi:

a concept

Steve Rogers, who has recently woken up in the twenty-first century, googles “advice for the modern era” and accidentally discovers My Brother, My Brother and Me.

“We asked you to send in questions related to World War II and Superheroes, because this week our special guestspert is… Captain America??? How did we get Captain America on the show???”

“Please, call me Steve.”

“I legally don’t think I can do that, sorry.”

G: Rogers, can I call you Rogers, Rogers? 

S: …Do you want to?

G: –NO!!! Fuck. Oh shit, I said fuck in front of Mister Captain Rogers, FUCK

S: Oh, can we swear on the radio now? Thank Christ, it’s about fucking time. 

J: we’re….*gurgling* we’re not on the radio, exactly

T: Captain Mister Rogers Captain Sir could you say bad words again so I could keep it as my ringtone? 

S: Sure thing, pal. *pause as he leans in real close to the mic* …Shit. 

G: *audibly clutching his entire face* Oh My God We’ve Corrupted Captain America

S: I know of a few people who might say they had a hand in it too

G: Sam The Eagle Is Going To Fly Down And Strangle Us With an American Flag

T: Isn’t Sam the Eagle a muppet? 

S: I know that reference! Little known fact, ‘Sam the Eagle’ is what we call the Falcon when he’s grumpy.

G: *audibly falls off his chair* 

lyraxian:

remember when you first heard the mcelroy brothers and you couldn’t discern who was who with all these white boy voices and now if you were to ever mistake any brother for another you would hurl yourself off a cliff in shame

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/pass-throughfire/174688534960/tumblr_p2bmifzrqo1venrda?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://pass-throughfire.tumblr.com/post/174688534960/audio_player_iframe/pass-throughfire/tumblr_p2bmifzrqo1venrda?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fpass-throughfire%2F174688534960%2Ftumblr_p2bmifzrqo1venrda

theubergrump:

juicemcelroy:

I’ve noticed on some tags of this post that you guys wanted the hear the audio, so here it is! 

Transcription:

  1. “and I’m the baby Griffin.”
  2. “And I’m Griffin, and I’m a child.”
  3. “I’m Naruto.”
  4. Griffin: [sneezes] “Sorry guys, I think I’m just coming down with a touch of basketball feverrrrr”
    Justin: “You have to say your name.”
    Griffin: “Griffin McElroy, I have basketball fever.”
  5. Griffin: “And I’m Griffin McElroy. I am playing Minecraft. Right now.”
    Justin: “Right this second.”
    Griffin: “While we record the show.”
  6. “I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson“
  7. “I’m your sweet baby Jesus brother, Griffin McElroy.”
  8. “I’m your sweet baby, Griffin.”
  9. “I’m Travis.”
  10. “Uh, I’m Griffin McElroy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.”
  11. Griffin: [makes obnoxious dolphin noises]
    Justin: “why. why”
    Griffin: [continued dolphin noises]
    Travis: “why are you doing that”
    Justin: “how could this…”
    Griffin: “It’s my- it’s how I commune. It’s how I commune with my dolphin brethren.”
  12. Griffin, in a spooky voice: “And I’m the baby New Year-”
    Justin: “Welcome, Baby New Year!”
    Griffin” -ghost, I’m the ghost of Baby New Year.”
  13. “I’m your babiest brother Griffin FUCKING McElroy.”
  14. “And I’m Griffin McElroy, the Emperor of Piss.”
    [laughter]
  15. “I’m your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy and look at how sticky my hands are! Gonna put ‘em right in your pockets and get all that sweet change out.”
  16. “I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy- no wait”
  17. “I’m Justin McElroy Junior.”
  18. “I’m your sweet-ASS brother Griffin McElroy.”
  19. “And I’m Griffin. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?”
  20. Justin: “And what’s your name, little one?”
    Griffin: “It’s- I think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat.“
  21. Griffin, in a shaky voice: “And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.”
  22. Griffin: “Griffin Tyler McElroy, boys, what’s that-”
    Travis: “wait, hold on”
  23. Griffin: “I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler.”
  24. “And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.”