jesus….. christ x) – Pass Through Fire

i dont know what I was expecting but i was NOT expecting that squeaky hamster voice to come out of that mans mouth completely unedited

frumpkino:

avantika: i’m proud to identify as a morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

fjord: consume? so do I need to…. eat it? do I need to vore the sword

avantika, already taking off her clothes: fjord you’re so fucking stupid

yoongles:

still so handsome though 😂

powerburial:

zonecassette:

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil

videocraft:

50% fluff

catchymemes:

Spooktober in VRChat

post-usa:

catchymemes:

Shopping for a high chair.

neilnevins:

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

alak-cool:

suggested new dishonored mechanic: the amount of rotten garbage you eat prior to being betrayed determines how resistant you are to the poison. eat enough trash and corvo becomes completely immune and they have to figure out a new way to try to kill him