People always notice and criticse when I’m slow but why does nobody like or even acknowledge when I’m literally faster than lightning like superhuman fast? My boss just asked me to tweak something on an Excel file and print it when I’m done. He sat down by another table to do something while I was working on his computer then I left after two clicks (one of which was the print button) because I was done and get the paper from the printer then I came back and said “okay it works this way but I’ll see if I can tweak it some more”, then he asked if it was readable and while I answered that yes it’s fairly readable on paper, I realised that’s the best I can make it so I said “yeah it doesn’t get better than this, I’m going to save it now so it keeps the current, most ideal settings” and then my boss was like “you just said you were gonna see if you can tweak it some more” and I was like “yeah I just did, this is the best it’s gonna look” and then he asked me again if I printed already and I said yes, and showed him again, then he said he doesn’t think I did anything.
Fine, next time get someone who works at a pace your brain can comprehend.
Pass Through Fire 