Co-worker: can you make this poster a bit more mature? It’s very childish, make it cool, mature, and modern.
Me after basically copying last year’s design since my co-worker said “basically the same” will be “more than enough”: uh, okay, I’ll see what I can do.
Co-worker: do you want me to pick one?
Me: pick one what?
Co-worker: one like, poster…
Me: to copy?
Co-worker: no, to write the text on.
Me: I… you think I downloaded this picture and just put text on it?
Co-worker: is that not what you did?
Me: no, I designed this element by element.
Co-worker: oh so that’s why making a poster takes so long every time.