Dear GOD this sandwich I just had was beautiful. Also about 450 calories but it don’t matter, I’m happy. I haven’t had bread in over a month, I had fucking, a sausage, dude? Proper, homemade sausage, good lord and a CHEESE.
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I Haven’t Eaten Bread in Four Weeks #4
A bitch misses her sandwiches you know what I mean?
I haven’t had many revelations this week, other than the fact that I found this lemon-tasting sparkling water (technically not lemonade) that’s like 1 calorie a glass so I can finally drink something that has taste *-* Workout-wise I’ve been doing the 150 sit-ups, 2×25 curls, 2×15 dumbbell lunges, then since Wednesday I’ve been topping it off with 25 squats and raised the curls to 30, that’s basically it.
A co-worker of mine recommended I get an exercise ball but the problem is I don’t know where it would fit in the house. There’s so little floor space in all of the rooms I don’t think I could utilise it anywhere. I’m already worried where I’m gonna lay down the yoga mat I bought last week.
Anyway, other than that I expect to be below 86kg but I’ll try not to get too into that fantasy just yet x) It’s reasonable, I’d only need to drop 1.3kg from last Sunday (which was 1.4kg away from the Sunday before but I’ll admit last week was very harsh) but I’ll be satisfied if I have my steady 1kg a week progress (and I don’t know how I’ll react if I don’t, stay tuned for that trainwreck good gOD).
Monday: 759 calories (three words… fucking tuna salad)
Tuesday: 599 calories (I don’t know what happened I had four meals that day)
Wednesday: 760 calories (and I’m sad to say 250 of those were an ice coffee)
Thursday: 699 calories (69 is the sex number. also yay for beetroot & carrots)
Friday: 594 calories (I had some hot choclety milk!)
Saturday: 639 calories (bananananana, I also upped it to 50 curls and added a weird pushup training that’s not technically a pushup but should help you get in shape to be able to do pushups so that’s the basic idea, ya bitch wants to do pushups ya feel?)
Tomorrow I’m gonna get a Sandwich *_* (And ice coffee! Wheeeee!)
A moment of silence for what happens if the scales don’t say at least 86.3kg…….
Drrrrrrrrrrrumroll please o/
86kg!!!! That is indeed 1.3kg less than last week.

OOoooo the storm is back *_*
I just got caught in the biggest storm at the train station and I went out to the platforms where I could only stand under these half-roofed benches and I just curled up in a little ball of myself and put on the hood of my jacket and pulled my knees to my chest on one of the benches with my back to the glass half-wall and listened as the wind cried on the plains around me and purple lightnings criss-crossed the sky above me followed by deafening thunder and the rain besieged my tiny shelter.
to say im touch-starved is the understatement of the century i need someone to cuddle me while i sleep for 75 hours thats all i want right now
who else is working out on the floor on this lovely sunday morn- noon?
I forgot I could eat breakfast today so I tried sleeping in but I was up at 5AM and angry at myself knowing I’d get hungry before lunch but then I checked my calorie site and it says I can even drink milk for breakfast on top of three bread things (it’s a different brand this time, it’s a little thicker and chewier and one piece has more calories than the brand I usually get) so now I’m really happy.
With my current meal plan for today I’d be eating 434 calories o_o
A bitch might allow herself a cappuccino is what I mean.
my tea, my boyfriend, my boyfriend’s tea ☕❤️ (at Grenoble, France)
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fuck me this yoghurt tastes like ass