yourfluffiestnightmare:

In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

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Alright, I have to go to bed if I want to get up at 4AM (and strangely, I do want to get up at 4AM) I’ll have to make the invitation for the old dude, then at work I’ll have to get the posters printed, update facebook, our website, make what I made today all over again but in German this time, keep going on with the work reports, prepare what I can for Friday so my co-worker doesn’t have much shit to do, collect all the whatnots for the budget thing, do the report thingies of the bleuhs and w/e.

Right.

Also I’m like still going at such a high energy from yesterday, I’m also nervous about the weekend, dead tired and in so much pain, worried about Everything, my spine hasn’t had a day’s rest all fucking week when I should be sparing myself, I’m at like Peak Anxiety, and also the thing on Friday, and all the work I’m behind with, I just can’t deal, can’t deal. I’m so exchausted again and I haven’t even been back at work for a full month.

That’s okay, I can pull this off. Probably. I’ll rest on Sunday. Then back at work.