to all trans guys: the f on your birth certificate isnt for female, its to pay respects
To all trans women: the m on your birth certificate isn’t for male, it’s for ma’am
To all NB friends: F is for Fabulous and M is for Mambo no. 5
Tag: good things
In the modern idiom:
“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.
“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.
“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.
I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.
Pass Through Fire 