Tag: gets up before 4am like every morning

Morning conversations with Mother
Me: have you tried those slippers you got on Friday yet?
Mum: no, I just took them to work and left them there, I’ll try them on Tuesday
Me: why Tuesday?
Mum: cause that’s when I go to work
Me: not on Wednesday?
Mum: yes
Me: …but how will you try them on Tuesday if you go to work on Wednesday?
Mum: hm?