i don’t know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen

me depression eating something that might have expired: at least ill throw it back up i guess

WATCH: Female presenter destroys male co-host in cotton candy eating contest

floatinglonewanderer:

lionesshathor:

se0ctopus:

HORMMNOMNOM

Im fucking crying

“When I finished, I had no idea I was so quick either,” she said.

But she added that she knew she was going to win because while her opponent was trash-talking her, she was already formulating a plan.

Today I had

– two small coffees
– a cappuccino
– two fried chicken drumsticks (and I forgot to take off the skin, dumbass) with some rice
– a croissant
– a cup of milk
– and I’ve been drinking this 1-calorie orange juice that tastes like dog shit ngl

iloveubijou:

name your 1st born after ur last meal , reply

andrewwiggins:

andrewwiggins:

I feel like we’re due for more food discourse

reblog this with your opinion on mushrooms

greatfay:

whatlovelybooks:

greatfay:

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

nott-the-niffler:

I think most of us can relate to his love of chocolate.

danhowellgifs:

dan + food

poetry-protest-pornography:

arrghigiveup:

The comments and responses on this post are amazing

I’m c r y i n g

Oh my godddd