I forgot I could eat breakfast today so I tried sleeping in but I was up at 5AM and angry at myself knowing I’d get hungry before lunch but then I checked my calorie site and it says I can even drink milk for breakfast on top of three bread things (it’s a different brand this time, it’s a little thicker and chewier and one piece has more calories than the brand I usually get) so now I’m really happy.
my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash
saddest dinner.
i ate more calories in salad dressing alone than in anything else i had today x)
this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama
…Dessert, but shot like Murder. I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.
If Hannibal had just been a chocolatier…
First actual week of my diet is done and I’m feeling pretty okay? About it? I think it’s crucial that I don’t eat a lot for breakfast or that I don’t eat at all and I only have a small thing to keep me going until lunch. For lunch I usually try to do around ~400 calories and then I can have something sugary to drink along with my dinner. I know I would be smarter to only drink water because one ice coffee I usually drink every day is 230 calories, now that’s a proper breakfast but I just caaaaan’t. Stuff I can eat a lot of tastes like water and stuff that actually has taste is like a thousand calories so if the only really tasty thing I can have a day is ice coffee then I’ll have that por favor.
Monday: 1189 calories okay this was because we had leftover cordon bleu and nectarines are like four hundred calories -.- Tuesday: 915 calories the saddest dinner when I only had like a thing of puffed rice for dinner x) but I had a croissant to snack on so it was okay. also this was when I decided I would scrap my morning cappuccino :[ it’s just not worth it, especially if i have ice coffee later. Wednesday: 1039 calories ham slices aren’t your friend. butter also wants to kill you. Thursday: 1110 calories seriously, two apples are like 200 calories, cAN I LIVE?!?!?! I did really well on fat that day though, only 20g. probably cause i only ate puffed rice and joghurt for lunch Friday: 1045 calories i literally only had like three bites of stacked potatoes cause we were gonna have takeout for dinner and i wanted to get a salad with some dressing and apparently dressings are the Devil. again the chocolate milk i had was like 248 calories everything else i had that day was less. pLEASE Saturday: 1100 calories a life where 20dkg mushroom stew is 350 calories is a world i dont want to live in Sunday: on sINDAY I LIVE BY ONE RULE ONLY
I’M 90.3KG o/ I lost a whole 3 kilograms in 10 days cause I was… well I was pretty much starving myself and pushed myself beyond my limits to work out sometimes so I would not recommend that but yay!
Also edit from yesterday when I wrote most of this post, I actually told my grandparents to stop giving me ice coffee and only give me one ice coffee on Sundays cause… fuck it, ~200 calories is a LOT. THE SACRIFICES.
… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.
So you might end up with more donuts.
But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?
Hrm.
HRM.
A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 – πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 – 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.
The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.
tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.
god i love this site
can’t argue with science. Heretofore, I want my donuts square.
more donut per donut
Thank you science side
That’s assuming the hole of both donuts is the same size and I feel like these square ones have bigger holes than the round ones.
Or you could get fritters or jelly filled and have no holes at all.
not to mention someone who’s on a primarily vegan or vegetarian diet and has been that way for a long time has a body unused to eating meat, especially red meat like beef. if your body isn’t used to red meat it can do a SERIOUS NUMBER to your digestive system. it is not fun, it’s hurtful and painful, it can make them REALLY sick even if they aren’t vegan or vegetarian for allergy-related reasons.
don’t do this. do not feed people food without them knowing 100% of what’s in it. it’s uncool and you are a complete and total asshole if you do.
Ain’t even a vegan but this is fucked up
I have heard of people sneaking pork into tje dishes of muslims or jews do NOT feed people food they do not want to eat for whatever reason. Even if you don’t harm their body you might cause a serious psychological issue! You are literally harming someone’s body autonomy it doesn’t matter if you think vegans are annoying or whatever. Don’t fucking do this.
I have been a pescetarian since I was 10 years old. I’m now 27. When I was in college about 5 years ago, I decided I could eat pizza that had pepperoni on it if I removed the pepperoni (Dominos screwed up our order, we were supposed to get 1 plain pizza I could eat but they gave us 2 pepperoni instead and me being the socially anxious person I am, I didn’t wanna make a fuss about it).
I got so sick. SO SICK. So much for not making a fuss, my friends almost took me to the hospital, I had to convince them not to. Just from the oils of the pepperoni seeping into the pizza. I didn’t even eat the meat itself, but I learned that day that cross contamination is a bitch. And I still eat fish, unlike a vegan, just not red meat or poultry/fowl. I knew already that I had bad reactions to meat by that point in time, like from the time the Chinese restaurant gave me an egg roll instead of a spring roll by mistake and after only 2 bites I realized the issue and I still got ridiculously sick (from 2 bites of an egg roll containing pork), but I didn’t think I’d get sick from pizza that had no meat on it at all. And yet I did.
So imagine if someone gave me a real hamburger. One bite would be enough to create hours of agony for me. Now imagine if someone gave a long-time vegan, who does not eat fish, a hamburger. And that vegan ate the whole hamburger.
Vegan culture pisses me the fuck off too but holy shit that can literally put someone in the hospital you sick motherfuckers.
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don’t really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don’t like peanut butter they’d get all defensive like “peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!” and then i’d have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds.
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i’m just allergic to peanuts because that way it’s not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter – it’s now like i’m a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i’m at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn’t eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret.
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, “i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes.”
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