@peggyscarter requested: brooklyn nine-nine + favorite minor character

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“The thin blue line just got thick as hell.”

I dreamt that we lived in the same dorm and one night you said you were too broke to get me a proper birthday gift so you handed me a platter and on it was written the word “GIFT” in ketchup o_o

punkgemini:

this sounds like something i would 100% do, your dream is 10/10 accurate!! i hope it was some good ketchup with seasoning and not too much sugar

I just re-read this and it’s one of the fucking funniest dreams I’ve ever had but when I was in it I totally took it seriously, like thank you, Nina, for this gift of ketchup 😀

gayforyasha:

This has been a PSA from Marisha Ray

molly-yasha:

And I’m gonna make my mirror images be like…

BONUS:

siderealsandman:

captainofalltheships:

i want critical role and taz to swap DMs for like an arc cause damn does taz have some creative worldbuilding that is nowhere near the traditional fantasy assosiated with dnd and i wonder what vm would do in that world

but mostly i want tres horny boys to be unleashed on matt mercer

Two hours in and both DM’s are in tears, for very different reasons. Griffin because he finally has a party that doesn’t try and destroy his campaign from the inside out, and Matt because Magnus ate the orb beneath Whitestone.

aceofwonders:

a knock on Fjord’s door

maxbegone:

Hi sorry but this is my sexuality.

@faelenko

walking-fandoms:

add some more Hamilton references to that infographic

wistfulwatcher:

Come again?

Me: can I ask for an early Christmas present?
Mum: sure what is it?
Me: a concert in Vienna in December.
Mum: of course!
Me: awesome, tickets go on sale next week!
Mum: oh you mean you want me to buy you the ticket.
Me: yeah what did you think I meant?
Mum: like… that I give you my permission to go?
Me: oh yeah no I’d go even if you didn’t want me to, I’m twenty-four years old.
Mum: fair enough.