ALSO same friend is getting the Critical Role minis and he got them twice so I CAN HAVE THEM TOO and I can pay him back in smaller amounts sO NOW I’M GONNA HAVE CRITICAL ROLE MINIS I’M SO EXCITED
my friend made the mistake of asking me about sam riegel/scanlan
Taliesin Jaffe Voice: “Okay no- you know what- I’m gonna- hmmmm. Yeah, I gonna- wait. No. You know what? I’m not gonna- I’m jut going to- I mean, I could- eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh okay. Okay. Here’s what happens-”
If Feather Leather really is about Vax (yes) and if Scanlan really did write it (also yes) and the Wildemount campaign only takes place 20 years after the first, that means that after factoring in all the time it takes to plot and write a novel, all the time it takes to edit, all the time it takes to actually publish, and all the time it would take the book to make its way to Wildemount, after all that, it’s probably been quite a while, meaning at some point within only like, five years of Vax dying Scanlan sat down and cracked open a fresh page and was like “My dear friend is dead and you know what? I’d bet he’d want me to remember him by writing a couple hundred pages of pure and unadulterated smut featuring him as the main character” and that’s the most goddamned Scanlan thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life, and I absolutely guarantee that Vax approves 10,000%, and that over in the Shadowfell he somehow got a copy and is rolling around on the fucking ground and cackling so hard he’s fucking crying as the souls of the dead watch on in confusion and horror