scuse me but the fact that morlene doesn’t have to have a mold of vale’s face to make a mask for her because she has her face memorised is um, pretty gay

i only wrote 3653 words today

this is the pointed

We’ll fuck that bridge when we get to it.

Vale Callaghan

“You think my parents
tried to give me a clue to find the missing piece before Ormandy does?”

“And Ormandy let me escape to get back
to you so we can lead him to that piece.”

“And the king is after Ormandy to
take the piece from him when he gets it from us.”

“What a proactive bunch, those two.”

Can a red herring be chekhov’s gun? Cause im doin it.

Last Line Tag

@perringcentral tagged me, thank you so much ♥♥

“Hey, buddy,” I smile
and pat his face. “It’s me, I’m alright. I was just behind that door, you were
totally heading in the right direction.”

Cephas had a looooong day and Vale calling him “buddy” is gonna be my downfall.

Two lines kill me in Vale and both of them is “I’m the one that’s losing you”.

Friendly reminder that among Vale’s plans to break out of a prison cell is to fully undress, work out for a few minutes until she becomes sweaty/lubricated enough that she simply slips out through between the metal bars “like a dolphin”.

I put Ed Sheeran’s Photograph on my Vale playlist as a joke cause it’s like such a cheesy song that doesn’t even fit the tone of the rest of the playlist but

We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts are never broken
And time’s forever frozen still

and

“Wait for me to come home”

UH I’M A BROKEN WOMAN OK

Did I shit my pants?
I move my thighs around a bit and confirm that I did not shit my pants.