I had such a long and weird dream. I don’t even know where it started but the point of it was that it was a story I was experiencing from the outside like a movie or a novel but then I got into it. It was a horror story I wish I could describe more but that part’s slipped away. Either way my sister figured out what the big twist was going to be it was something about dead bodies being buried in a certain place to do something? To bring them back as ghosts who serve a higher power?

Then someone started explaining it and I was like stop fucking explaining it I want to be mindfucked when the story gets to that part. But then it turned out that Michelle Pfeiffer (don’t ask) was telling that story and I was in bed with him under a very dark sky and I was already part of the story.

The bed was in this really creepy place. The sky was so cloudy and dark and the fog was so thick on the ground it almost felt like it wasn’t even outside but there were all these naked trees that looked like weird creatures… bits and pieces are slipping away already but at one point I was flying above this cemetery, supposedly where the dead bodies were being buried and there were these huge craters on the ground and on the hillside and in the sky and when i got closer to them they opened up to be these enormous bloodshot eyeballs staring at me, it was horrific.

Eventually I ended up going to this old dude in this small village, very medieval style, who was a living ~senile old scientist trope and we needed his help with something. Michelle Pfeiffer was gone (she was also one of the people who died and got buried to be brought back I think) but my sister was there, my mum too, a little girl, and um… how do I say this next part with a serious tone… Taehyung from BTS was also there x)

Anyway… so this dude was giving us confusing wisdom as his archetype usually does but when night fell we couldn’t leave his house anymore (the base was wooden but the roofs were webbing tarps or whatever, it was weird, I helped him put up new lights and two of them were glowstone blocks from Minecraft I honestly envy my sleeping brain for weaving these stories, they’re more interesting than anything I’ll ever write).

And he said that people will come to inspect him soon and the four of us (my sister, me, the little girl and fucking TAEHYUNG from BTS :’D) had to act like we were his children and my mum had to hide in the basement. But my mum in real life coughs a lot these days so I was legit worried what will happen if she starts coughing in the basement so I decided I would cough and then mask her coughing. Some other woman was there, a shorter curly-haired girl who then actually was our real mother? My sleeping brain threw her out of the dream fast but she was there at one point.

So at one point the dude’s house looked very much like my current house x) and the “kids” were all like hugging like oh no this sucks we have to be in this mess and whatever and I asked Taehyung what his real name was and he said Kent.

He said it was Kent written with a K because that’s how elves write it (hint that Taehyung might be an elf? could be!) and the whole time he was talking I saw subtitles at the bottom of my vision, a definite sign that I’m watching too many BTS videos :’D

Anyway as the lights went out we were sitting outside the house on this bench waiting for the inspectors that I imagined as the Black Riders from LoTR some more stuff started seeping in, for example it got bright, it was the next day which is not when they were supposed to come, plus there was a small car outside next to a sign abour head-height that said something about Logan Paul, maybe his face was on it too, and it was a joke thing the McElroy brothers did as they travelled around the world, they stuck the board in the ground and took photos of it. But the car was still there so I asked my sister if she thought the McElroys were still there and also asked her to take a photo of the board since my phone wasn’t charged and then my sister made a comment like… we can’t because we’re in the story now and we have to wait for the inspection.

It was really weird how towards the end it started going back to me experiencing the story as a movie instead of being in it. Then my real life real mum woke me up and I’m really glad because knowing myself that inspection would’ve been fucked up.