autistic-2-d:

apocalypse-ariesen:

autistic-dave-strider:

• a WHAT NOW

• sorry what? there’s a bee in my ear

• nnnnNnNnnNnNnnnnNNNNNnnnnn

• we’re sorry, this number is unavailable at this time. to leave a callback number, press 5. beep

• how did you get in my house

• point into the distance. do not say anything, and do not point at anything specific. just point.

– open ur mouth do not yell do not scream open ur mouth
– kick ur leg really high and then walk away
– internet startup noise
– get into an idle stance like you are in a video game and that question was the start of a new match
– call upon the dark eldritch gods to transport you to another dimension
– eat an entire football

-yes
-no