amesantiagos:

We spend so much time together here, I know everything about everyone. I know Hitchcock went bald at 15, Scully used to date Hitchcock’s wife, Charles has a bike with a little basket on the front, and Rosa has a shower in her apartment, I think. I got nothing on her.

the-last-punbender:

beatcopjake:

I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married.

This is one of my favourite pieces of this show because “Marriage is like…oatmeal” was introduced as part of the “Holt can’t do emotions” gag

But in this speach, the unusual metaphor is powerful and sincere and heartwarming. And it shows that these writers really understand the character of Holt and the nature of love, and that they are very, very good at their craft.