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leah617:

lacefuneral:

reisz:

unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far

summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)

-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles: “A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.

-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.

-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.

-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.

You don’t need to know DnD or even this podcast to understand how great this is. Because you can hear the moment that Griffin realizes the shit his brother is about to pull, and simultaneously that he can not only do nothing to stop it, but that he gave him the tools to pull it off so *perfectly*

This is just gold.

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magnus-mcelroy:

mcelbois:

introducing lup, queen of my heart

[Audio transcript:

Lup: Also, Greg Grimaldis, you owe me fifteen dollars and I aim to collect. You better believe, Greg Grimaldis.

Griffin: And she picks up the mic and extends her arm, and you hear Davenport say like–

Davenport: –Please don’t drop the–

Griffin: –And she drops the mic to the floor.

Justin: (Starts laughing)

End transcript.]

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prettypinkdork:

keplercryptids:

Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?

Griffin: Yeah, yeah.

Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]

Griffin: But I wanna hear it!

Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!

Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?

Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?

[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]

Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.

Griffin: [bursts into laughter]

I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom

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ciphergem:

wonderland round three where everything is the same except for one thing…

(special thanks to @beautius for letting me use their audio clip)

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dnald:

Justin (as Taako): Uh, listen. I know you’re really worried about your friend right now. And I know you don’t know us really well, but let me promise you this.

Justin (to the DM): Are we out of the Zone of Truth?

Griffin (DM): Yeah. Yeah, you’re far away from it.

Justin (as Taako): Everything’s gonna be fine.

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razberrybi:

aubrey little is truly the love of my life.

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briinya:

nerdofnerds:

thegestianpoet:

DIE

Audio: 

Griffin: Uh, this message is for Sunflower Station and it’s from…Sunflower Station. Who says, aw man, [deep breath] Hewwo? Hewwo, Mcewwoys?

I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid

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astrobstrd:

Mashup of the Wonderland theme from The Suffering Game and Run Away With Me by Carly Rae. (Made by Jonathan Biegen)

God this goes so fucking hard

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theubergrump:

juicemcelroy:

I’ve noticed on some tags of this post that you guys wanted the hear the audio, so here it is! 

Transcription:

  1. “and I’m the baby Griffin.”
  2. “And I’m Griffin, and I’m a child.”
  3. “I’m Naruto.”
  4. Griffin: [sneezes] “Sorry guys, I think I’m just coming down with a touch of basketball feverrrrr”
    Justin: “You have to say your name.”
    Griffin: “Griffin McElroy, I have basketball fever.”
  5. Griffin: “And I’m Griffin McElroy. I am playing Minecraft. Right now.”
    Justin: “Right this second.”
    Griffin: “While we record the show.”
  6. “I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson“
  7. “I’m your sweet baby Jesus brother, Griffin McElroy.”
  8. “I’m your sweet baby, Griffin.”
  9. “I’m Travis.”
  10. “Uh, I’m Griffin McElroy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.”
  11. Griffin: [makes obnoxious dolphin noises]
    Justin: “why. why”
    Griffin: [continued dolphin noises]
    Travis: “why are you doing that”
    Justin: “how could this…”
    Griffin: “It’s my- it’s how I commune. It’s how I commune with my dolphin brethren.”
  12. Griffin, in a spooky voice: “And I’m the baby New Year-”
    Justin: “Welcome, Baby New Year!”
    Griffin” -ghost, I’m the ghost of Baby New Year.”
  13. “I’m your babiest brother Griffin FUCKING McElroy.”
  14. “And I’m Griffin McElroy, the Emperor of Piss.”
    [laughter]
  15. “I’m your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy and look at how sticky my hands are! Gonna put ‘em right in your pockets and get all that sweet change out.”
  16. “I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy- no wait”
  17. “I’m Justin McElroy Junior.”
  18. “I’m your sweet-ASS brother Griffin McElroy.”
  19. “And I’m Griffin. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?”
  20. Justin: “And what’s your name, little one?”
    Griffin: “It’s- I think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat.“
  21. Griffin, in a shaky voice: “And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.”
  22. Griffin: “Griffin Tyler McElroy, boys, what’s that-”
    Travis: “wait, hold on”
  23. Griffin: “I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler.”
  24. “And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.”

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fwoop:

spent a long time putting together a piano version of wonderland round three! learnt by ear so several mistakes sorry

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