I dreamt that I backed up into some girl’s car while leaving my parking space and got sentenced to one year in prison. Nobody even got hurt just some glass broke. And I was so sad cause one year is a long time and I wanted to google if I can get released sooner if I behave well but there was no wifi in prison. But then every night you know we had to like line up to get served dinner and every night the prison brought in a famous person to hand out portions and that was like our one reward for behaving nice. And the first night it was Chris Evans and the second night it was Chris Hemsworth (also shirtless which is honestly a bonus). And the first night when it was my turn I tried to tell Chris Evans that I got sentenced to one year in prison for backing up into someone’s car in hopes that he would use his celebrity power to get me out but he wasn’t really picking up what I was putting down :[

And the third day I found some drug that was some black powder and I got high on it somehow because it was following me in this big black cloud of _DRUG_ and then the prison crew like… security people were looking for whoever was keeping drugs and I was like high off my tits trying to hide a levitating cloud of black powder.

And then I woke up in genuine distress that I was gonna be in prison for a year.

And then later when I could fall asleep again I dreamt that I was watching an orchestra on stage and the cymbals were so loud I kept like trying to tell the conductor to tell the cymballist to be quieter but he wasn’t paying attention to me.

And then my mum irl entered the room and scared me awake and then we talked a bit while I was like still trying to get my head right from being interrupted in my falling asleep, then she lied down and fell asleep. And now I feel like absolute death warmed over and I can’t fall asleep again not just cause the moment is gone but also cause I gotta like, go get food at around noon and I don’t want to be asleep by then only to be scared awake again by my grandma’s phone call telling me to go get the food.