Tag: amazing

joeyneverland:

sexschoolcruise:

paninimami:

sexschoolcruise:

paninimami:

minusthelove:

ayemuhhfucka:

blvckgeezus:

This video had like 4 different plot twists

aye moe what the fuck is going on 🤣🤣

Lmaoooooooo I counted the wardrobe malfunction as one cause I want expecting that much more of a plot twist

Bro what?!

Man had a gaggle of booty

A gaggle! ain’t even peep the one in the closet at first😂

They were on some metal gear solid shit behind that curtain.

This how I’m tryna live

kimoramay:

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

fujiwaranomokou:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

beefnap:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between