speedoweedo:

speedoweedo:

ndiecity:

speedoweedo:

speedoweedo:

on a list of dumb shit i know:

  • the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
  • elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.

What else?

  • the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
  • He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.
  • foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.

wizardscience:

yall ever read a fact that just fucks up your whole world? let me tell you about mine. fact: you can very easily slip a lightbulb in your mouth, but it is impossible to remove it without breaking either the lightbulb or your jaw. this has ruined my life. i can not fucking see an old style lightbuble without thinking about how i could shove that baby right in my maw easy as pie. the inclination to do so is fucking insatiable. i feel like rapunzel’s mom and the rampion garden. a quest i know will result in terrible fate but my mind wants to do it so badly just to play out the awful scenario that would undoubtedly unfold before me. this is the true symbol of temptation. a lightbulb.

if-i-am-not-for-me:

x-space-cowboy:

eye-of-orion:

Man can you imagine if the Next Big Trend in marketing was humanely treated employees

“Our free range retail workers are allowed to go to the bathroom whenever they need to!”

“We understand humans weren’t designed to stand for eight hours a day.

We go beyond the industry standard anti-stress mats and provide every checkout clerk with a chair. ”

“We provide air conditioning in every warehouse facility to prevent heatstroke – better climate control for workers means better products for you!”

(And how fucked up is it that this isn’t already a thing?)

our cashiers are grass-fed

Grass fed cashiers are bland. You want well-fatted corn-fed cashiers