it’s back
will this never get explained to me???
me when i see my friends in game.
Tag: amazing
you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday
Or a pen with multiple colors
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cliiiiiiiick*
Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.
it’s cool and epic
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_pb2gs5eOHh1w9ozaho1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://pass-throughfire.tumblr.com/post/177979751472/audio_player_iframe/pass-throughfire/tumblr_pb2gs5eOHh1w9ozah?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_pb2gs5eOHh1w9ozaho1.mp3
Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.
Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?
Sir this is a McDonalds
How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?
this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
Same energy
*lying in bed with my wife*
her: honey you seem to have something on your mind
me: no sweetheart i’m fine
her: are you sure?
me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep
my mind:
gapple fcrumble………




