A collection of short horror stories about a local Ghoul named Simon
Tag: amazing
Knock-a knock! Open the door! Itsa me!
Please-a open the door!
Open up-a! Hehe!
Please
this is it..where i hold the Meetings..
aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:
the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat
I do not think you know what that word means, friend. I am a feminist because I stand up for women. Not chickens.
You stand up for human women, I’ll keep standing for all women
ok uh… how is a chicken a woman?
ativantaliban-deactivated0988:
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them
who’s papa john
I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.
me finding out i was wrong about something: wow……another example of the mandela effect…..
person: no you’re not in a different universe you’re just wrong
me: oh man the berenstain universe sure is wild……..
Pass Through Fire 