imp:
me when i’m on my period and i feel a sharp pain in my asshole
This is the most validating post on this whole website
i didnt know this hapoened to other people im scremaing
imp:
me when i’m on my period and i feel a sharp pain in my asshole
This is the most validating post on this whole website
i didnt know this hapoened to other people im scremaing
there’s a special place in my heart for my deoxygenated blood ❤
hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: outit’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted
I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear
Using tumblr slang around real people makes for some interesting miscommunication
*points to dumpster* same energy
My poor co-worker: wat
Me: the fire alarm testing is giving me war flashbacks
Me: from like, dormlife
My long suffering therapist: we’ve talked about this
Me: asdfghjjhgfgj
Sister: how are you doing that with your mouth
*in a complete deadpan* I am literally crying right now
Ive been outcasted by normal people for these things
I call people OP irl
Mood
I called my teacher OP right after I told her Paradise Lost was Bible fanfiction
I don’t know how many times I’ve almost exclaimed “I’M SCREAMING” in real life
Also once my IRL best friend said something really stupid, I can’t remember what it was, and I replied with “OP do you take constructive criticism”
Our first language isn’t English
I didn’t even translate anything
It would be an understatement to say she was confused
A Hero
One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”
“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved
Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit”
gods are asleep, commit acts of hubris
req’d by @warriorprose
aaahhh more for the collection
My humble contribution
i love it everyone keep it coming
I’m not very good but god I love that vid so
FUCK YEA MORE MORE MORE
not very good (out of practice) but this one is my favorite lol
keep it going
keep it goin keep it goin
Keep it going?
My fountain pen broke so all I have are brush pens :))))))))))))
still dope as hell
the oppressione never cease
what happened cat?
im was given one (1) treat. only one
Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many
then let me be chunk
freddie mercury literally died in real life though?????
Is this real fucking life
Is this just fantasy