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Using tumblr slang around real people makes for some interesting miscommunication

*points to dumpster* same energy

My poor co-worker: wat

Me: the fire alarm testing is giving me war flashbacks

Me: from like, dormlife

My long suffering therapist: we’ve talked about this

Me: asdfghjjhgfgj

Sister: how are you doing that with your mouth

*in a complete deadpan* I am literally crying right now

Ive been outcasted by normal people for these things

I call people OP irl

Mood

I called my teacher OP right after I told her Paradise Lost was Bible fanfiction

I don’t know how many times I’ve almost exclaimed “I’M SCREAMING” in real life

Also once my IRL best friend said something really stupid, I can’t remember what it was, and I replied with “OP do you take constructive criticism”

Our first language isn’t English

I didn’t even translate anything

It would be an understatement to say she was confused

A Hero

tigerdude51087:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”

“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved

Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit” 

theshitpostcalligrapher:

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req’d by @warriorprose

aaahhh more for the collection

My humble contribution

i love it everyone keep it coming

I’m not very good but god I love that vid so

FUCK YEA MORE MORE MORE

not very good (out of practice) but this one is my favorite lol

keep it going

keep it goin keep it goin 

Keep it going?

My fountain pen broke so all I have are brush pens :))))))))))))

still dope as hell