[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”
This is a prime example of what I was saying in a post the other night about how using well-delivered less coarse words like ‘bellend’ is much better than the usual go-to options
Also lmao you know it’d be someone driving a people carrier who would do this
some fukin 40 yr old trying to write a relatable dialogue between teenagers:
boy: idk man it’s just that….when i see her my heart does the nae nae you kno…. *looks at floor embarrassed while running fingers through hair*
boy # 2: haha Josh wow are you saying that you’re in LOVE haha like you have FEELINGS
boy # 1: haha ofc not man i’ll see you at the party tonight
*they dab in unision before parting ways, the first boy’s dab somewhat doubtful and solemn*
Pass Through Fire 