amazing – Page 13 – Pass Through Fire

figmentera:

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke.

its comedy gold, just in that first line

clouffy:

a kid who went to my school last year sent me this

littlejarspiritbar:

More tea leaf divination knowledge. Take notes.

squidscientistas:

poetic-irony:

my naem is skwid

i am not fish.

i mite be sick

so im in dish.

the doctor touch

it give me shock.

i do not trust

so now im rock

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

frodogaygins:

nosoundinspace:

buckyforcap:

glumshoe:

absynthe–minded:

glumshoe:

I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.

also (because one can never have too many of these)

and my personal favorite:

I somehow forgot to add my own favorite, which is this one:

I also appreciate the ones that really change the tone and suggest that the characters openly loathe each other…

and this one, which gently encourages self-care:

listen you guys forgot some important ones

ya’ll forgot the best one

I CAN’T BREATHE

smalltownantifa:

lesbianjareth:

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

purpleskiesandcherrypies:

southernsideofme:

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

why dont we have sneezetyping

yeah so i was at the store earlieGD84 r and

morkaischosen:

prokopetz:

cpt-bagel:

prokopetz:

As a piano nerd, allow me to reassure you that the reason that many Classical keyboard compositions sound terrible to you isn’t because you lack the background to properly appreciate them. I mean, you do lack the background to properly appreciate them, but they’re also objectively terrible, and the fact that you need the proper background to understand them is big part of why they’re terrible. They’re so preoccupied with demonstrating the technical skill of the performer that they totally forgot about actually sounding good, producing pieces that are comprehensible only to other keyboardists. And even we don’t really enjoy them – we just play them to torture ourselves, because all serious keyboardists are also masochists.

all I’m hearing is that rolling dexterity for perform (piano) checks is valid.

Associated ability scores for Perform (piano) checks by era:

Baroque: Dexterity

Classical: Intelligence

Romantic: Constitution

#performing modernist music isn’t an ability check at all #you just start making death saving throws #if you don’t get three successes before three failures the ghost of sergei rachmaninov annihilates you with his big meaty claws