leecario:

kittenfossils:

comcastkills:

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

pleasestopandrew:

rapunzel-corona-lite:

pleasestopandrew:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

yall hoes remember zayn? neither do the charts

the selena stans reblogging this…..i wouldn’t

Selena was an idol. May her soul Rest In Peace.

Andrew…… they mean Selena Gomez……

Who?

p5stuck:

lovinovargas17:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

tharook:

frowningfoxbones:

A Blood Mage goblin, or a “Hemogoblin”, if you will.

I will not.

pileofknives:

m86:

If you hard. Then you hard.

i kis u

cat-pun:

smorch

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dog owner culture

dog owner culture is

1 sec i can’t fucking breathe gimme a

dog owner culture is chasing your 6 mo husky puppy around the yard in the dark in your underwear for 20 fucking minutes cause she stole an avocado from the kitchen counter & you’re afraid she’ll choke on the pit. fuck

jadecrosstarzhet:

mens-rights-activia:

I’ll take your “imagine how is touch the sky”

And raise you a

what the bleeding devil

li-gong:

vampireapologist:

the way he sighs in satisfaction at the end and says “my life is perfect” truly warmed my heart this is hilarious and so cute

he remembers bane from batman but not his family members—mood