datarep:

Combined faces of top 1800 MLB players

there he is

joe baseball

“I was serious, but I was also on drugs.” describes like the past five years of my life

chaoticbard:

are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice

jehovahhthickness:

😂😂😂😂

comcastkills:

farto-mortale:

countersignal:

mordepv:

E X P O S E D

Please run in 2020

oh my god

me trying to present in front of a class

crispy:

Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”

major cereal subgenres:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

king-dra:

maxiesatanofficial:

healthy

fake healthy

fruit-flavored

contains marshmallows and has monster/mythological creature/cryptid as mascot

designed to emulate a different breakfast food (e.g. french toast, waffles, cinnamon rolls)

variants on cap’n crunch

cheetos

cheerios are like the archetypal Healthy Cereal, c’mon

wait

now hold on just one moment,

votlron:

scotchtapeofficial:

righteoussness:

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

doglords:

I think my favorite cr1tikal exclamation of surprise is “you’ve gotta be putting my groceries away”