problemsleuth:

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss

the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you

knightposting:

furbearingbrick:

cultural-mothwomanism:

cultural-mothwomanism:

imagine thinking its possible to vore away fascism

WAIT SHIT I MEANT VOTE

eat the fascists just fucking EAT THEM

Finally

A form of ethical consumption under capitalism

This is peak tumblr

tamthewriter:

I am trying to laugh silently and without moving so I don’t wake the baby. It’s not working.

claraschinman:

duolingo is great for self esteem. it tells me to click the translation of ‘woman’ below a picture of a woman and now i’m 7% fluent in spanish. merci.

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_p0viu0AG2k1smnbddo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://pass-throughfire.tumblr.com/post/168997662496/audio_player_iframe/pass-throughfire/tumblr_p0viu0AG2k1smnbdd?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_p0viu0AG2k1smnbddo1.mp3

jonahscottva:

eatnsand:

setheverman:

tyleroakley:

oh my god

this. this is art.

Trust me. I’m a mom.

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Character Creation

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: “Let me get this straight, you want to play an undead bard?”

Me: “his name is Dead Sheeran”

Don’t let Big Mood tell you what to feel

newborndropletsofice:

newborndropletsofice:

Support your local organically-grown sustainable gluten-free small moods

wrenhavenriver:

wrenhavenriver:

shoutout to this one guard for doing that embarrassing thing we’ve all done

just a heads up that you guys have left the funniest fucking tags on this post??

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