marisatomay:

marisatomay:

my parents……..Were Right

if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy

thecyndimistuff:

osterfields:

osterfields:

me: i don’t think t’challa should have to put up with any of the avengers, he seems so above their petty drama

me: except thor. i want t’challa to become best friends with thor.

the avengers: we know you were there but did you ever actually hear the full story of what happened between steve rogers and tony stark, it’s very –

t’challa: can you please shut the fuck up

thor: wanna hear about the time my brother turned into a snake and stabbed me?

t’challa: of course baby

t’challa: oh btw did you ever meet the Dora Milaje, they’re our all-female warriors dedicated to protecting the throne and the kingdom.

thor, on the edge of an excitement breakdown: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

duvallon:

duvallon:

what ur main says about u*

(*tested extensively**)

(**not rly at all)

lawful good: you just wanna help
neutral good: you wanna help but you wanna live
chaotic good: you wanna help and you wanna have fun

lawful neutral: you’re just here to do your job
true neutral: you fill
chaotic neutral: you don’t care if you win, but you wanna have fun

lawful evil: you like to hurt people but not as much as you like to win
neutral evil: you like to cause pain
chaotic evil: causing pain is your greatest delight