The signs and flirting

Says they can’t flirt but can flirt like a love God: LEO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus
Can flirt without trying, but when they try, it’s horrible: Virgo, Pisces, SCORPIO, Aries
Can’t flirt for shit: Cancer, Aquarius
Always flirting whether they know it or not: LIBRA, Gemini

crpl-pnk:

crpl-pnk:

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

xelamanrique318:

when you’re jamming out to new rules by dua lipa but then you remember you’ve never had a man to get over in the first place

reallytrying:

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

wintersoldierfell:

literally every bisexual person on tv: i don’t know, i’m just, COMPLICATED, i mean i don’t like labels, you know, it’s so hard to describe

literally every bisexual person i know: im bisexual now hand over the cheetos

dumdolly:

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes

beardedjoel:

hobbies include:

playing video games

crying over video games

buying video game soundtracks

talking about video games

taking screenshots of video games

video games

incendavery:

can you run that by me again?

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varsityqueerleadercaptain:

how do i become easier to love

geekandmisandry:

confessionsofadiabetic:

You know what absolutely boggles my mind? That healthy people exist. Genuinely healthy people. No mental illness, no physical illness, no chronic illness. Just healthy. What a life that must be.

This fucks with my head though. There are people who get up and feel… Awake, and then they go and just… Do their adult responsibilities without feeling anxious or upset? They just return phonecalls? Answer calls from unknown numbers? Don’t procrastinate doing important things until is a huge problem that makes you cry??

That sounds fake.