about me – Page 24 – Pass Through Fire

whisqrs:

*lightning strikes in front of me in public*

a girl: that was so scary!!

me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror

mvlfxy:

being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring

cetras:

i said i LIKED video games, dennis, i didn’t say i was GOOD at them

notmusa:

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

coffeeandmoorland:

agirlnamedally:

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

This is disturbingly true

janemba:

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

alyxrae:

universalfanfic:

writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

I feel this on a spiritual level.

cosmicgoblin:

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

ashestoashesjc:

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

greatfay:

whatlovelybooks:

greatfay:

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am