Me: I’m gonna have to take these work reports home for the weekend to finish them.
Co-worker #1: don’t you do it!
Me: I have to, next week I won’t have time for it, I’m not here the week after that who knows what I’ll have to do afterwards and if someone comes from the city to examine us we’ll be _fucked_ if these aren’t ready.
Co-worker #1: but nobody else gives a shit, you know that right?
Me: I know but I give a shit so I have to do it.
Co-worker #1: you should stop giving a shit.
Me: I can’t, my parents raised me to always give a shit.
Co-worker #2: *pops up behind the door from the other office*
Co-worker #2: sorry for eavesdropping but the reason this office is still functional is because people like you give a shit so don’t stop giving a shit.