perringwrites:

hey guys i wanna buy a game for myself this Christmas, preferably something cheap on desktop

i want a casual game, something ‘self care’, maybe farming or base building?

Okay so I looked through my library and there’s one game called Slime Rancher that I find so cute and would definitely recommend.

I don’t think there’s an energy system so you can stay up overnight and stuff, and you collect little slimes and then you breed different kinds, different kinds need different corrals and different food, there are dangerous ones but in the end you collect their poops for money (its called a plort and it looks like a crystal but come on, we all know its their poop). With enough poop money you can p much automate feeding and farming so you have more time to explore.

There are areas to unlock, secrets to find, messages to read from previous slime ranchers AND there’s a lovely story in the background about Beatrix (thats you!) that plays out in letters you receive from a gender-neutral significant other (well the name is unisex and they never declare their gender, something that was intentional according to the devs) that explains why your character became a Slime Rancher.

The music is so lovely too, especially the song that plays during the credits, some areas are seriously beautiful and even though there’s an end goal (which is not easy to achieve so its already a long game) it can go on for however long you want. It is first person however so maybe not the best for people prone to motion sickness unfortunately 😦

I definitely find it more self care-y than stardew valley for reasons I already explained.

– slept like garbage
– had a dude’s knees in my spine the whole bus ride
– bus ride
– had to make awkward conversation with a girl i didnt recognise
– had to sit in a miserable chair the whole day
– cried in front of strangers (Y)
– was embarrassing in front of strangers
– had to bike to post office
– got my packages but the posters turned out BAAAD so i wasted money on nothing (the notebook is actually p nice im just stressed about filling it now cause i dont want to waste it ;_;) AND i have no posters :[
– my bike went to shit so I had to walk to the pharmacy and the office
– some dude wanted to talk to me and it was way awkward
– this other dude stopped me on my way walking home to make conversation and it waS AWKWARD
– i had to walk back to the shop to get food cause at this point its 3pm and i still hadnt eaten anything
– pain
– thats it

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