gaycomicsnshit:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

Signe: just cause this building is a repurposed prison doesn’t mean you can’t get some ibuprofen when your womb is falling out of your ass.
Juri: for the record that’s absolutely not how periods work.