I want to replay Deltarune differently but you know when chapter 2 comes out the game’s gon’ be like “u lil bitch u thought i wouldnt notice this is why chara’s the way they are beause u made them this way, theyre actually a reflection of ur twisted sadistic ways u make me sick

keplercryptids:

mariorsomething:

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[image description: a drawing of Lucretia, a dark-complexioned woman with chin-length curly white hair. She’s wearing a red robe with an IPRE patch and touching a closed journal on a desk. There’s a bookshelf behind her, holding many books and a picture of a large jelly fish. She has an uncertain expression as she looks at the journal.]

mauthedoog:

baras:

miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god:

shibakisses:

jackchasejfc:

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

grammarized straight into hell