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red-summer-dress:

don’t forget to spoil him too. open his car door, order him the steak and pay for the bill. give him forehead kisses and reach for his hand in the car. let him fall asleep on your chest and play with his hair until he falls asleep. spoil ya man.

blackshikamaru:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

shout out to op for singlehandedly resurrecting the twilight fandom and subsequently giving us all a second chance to discourse abt every aspect of this series

kiss-my-asymptote:

Lines in The Adventure Zone that make me want to cry every time

Taako’s “You fucking took everything from me”

Lucretia’s “Please lay down, Magnus I don’t want you to get hurt. I love you. I love all of you.”

Mavis’s “You’re my hero because I know how hard you’re trying, Dad.”

Barry’s “They don’t trust me, Lup.”

Lydia’s “I guess we did still need eachother”

Istus’s “You’re going to be amazing”

Griffin’s “Magnus rushes in” at the end of the reunion scene with Julia

Magnus’s “My friends aren’t strong enough, I have to be.”

Griffin’s “The voidfish rejoiced in your company, Magnus. It still does.”

Merle’s “You’ve got faith. It’s faith in you.”

Johan’s “You’re going to have to fight, and you’re going to win!”

The Judge’s “so much cruelty towards a child who loves them.”

Carey’s “I know what happened. You took the big hit, didn’t you Bud?”

Lup’s “I know we don’t say this enough, but thank you.”