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Using tumblr slang around real people makes for some interesting miscommunication

*points to dumpster* same energy

My poor co-worker: wat

Me: the fire alarm testing is giving me war flashbacks

Me: from like, dormlife

My long suffering therapist: we’ve talked about this

Me: asdfghjjhgfgj

Sister: how are you doing that with your mouth

*in a complete deadpan* I am literally crying right now

Ive been outcasted by normal people for these things

I call people OP irl

Mood

I called my teacher OP right after I told her Paradise Lost was Bible fanfiction

I don’t know how many times I’ve almost exclaimed “I’M SCREAMING” in real life

Also once my IRL best friend said something really stupid, I can’t remember what it was, and I replied with “OP do you take constructive criticism”

Our first language isn’t English

I didn’t even translate anything

It would be an understatement to say she was confused

A Hero

tigerdude51087:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”

“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved

Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit”