I don’t know how to explain it but is it a Universal Bi Mood that when people assume you’re straight (as a woman) you just want to Aggressively Refuse that you’re even attracted to men at all? Like I’m not pretending to be gay or anything but just now I had a conversation with a co-worker who noted that my earrings look stupid (they look fantastic, by the way) and I said that I love long “hangy” things (it makes more sense in my mother tongue and is also subtle) and she laughed saying she also loves long things, undeniably referring to penises, and I am attracted to men, I am Very Bi thank you very much but in that moment I could barely hold back saying “well I don’t love those long things at all” as if I wasn’t, and ugh Straights.