(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)
the real adventure was the friends we made along the way
Just because your mother saved the world doesn’t mean it no longer has any demons lurking beneath the surface. Oh, and never trust a fox. They’re tricksters.
You travel around saving worlds and then find out your own home world was destroyed.
SHE GOES BACK FOR HIM. SHE. GOES. BACK. FOR. HIM.
That betrayal that you think happened? You were wrong, it didn’t.
Do not spare the fat man in the desert. He will eat you. Literally.
Trust your friends, destroy your enemies. Seriously, they have the perseverance of a cockroach.
HE HAS A KNIFE but that’s okay u love him anyway
It’s a double fakeout and you love it.