I just told my sister about the story idea that I have and it might be the best story description I’ve ever penned so I’m gonna paste it here.

New York Times Bestsellers here I come.

theres this girl, right. she’s lying down on the grass, watching the stars n shit, its like 4000BC I guess in EGYPT I GUESS idk which is why i need to know what she would think of them. and then one of them like.. falls.. and they’re used to falling stars but shes like damn that star/god just wont stop falling. and then. it like falls ON HER. and then there’s this woman, who’s also a god, and she’s like QUICK I NEED TO HIDE GIVE ME YOUR BODY CAUSE I NEED TO HIDE IN A HUMAN BODY CAUSE IM IN A HIGH SPEED GOD CHASE and the girl’s like alright pump ur breaks lady u wot now
and then the next thing she knows she’s underground like proper underground and she has to fight her way out from underground and she’s in a forest and she’s nekkid as a babby and there’s this dude nearby who’s like damn thats a weird cabbage if i ever seen one

and then it turns out that she’s like nowhere near her home, in a completely different place (spoiler alert its a different planet too) and she’s having these visions about the god lady emerging from a pool in a cave and she’s like, blindfolded and her blindfold is sOAKED IN BLOOD and she’s telling this girl to find her and use the DIVINE POWER she gave the girl which is some of her own godly power, but she’s got no idea where to go she just knows the god’s name. but nobody around (not the dude who finds her and not anyone in the town where they go to) know anything about her, just vaguely that she might be an obscure religion in some buttfucktown in the middle of nowhere. and because the girl now has this semi-divine power the people that find her are like hey. help us out with our shit using your divine power and we’ll help you find the blind pool lady kay? and the girl’s like, kay.