If anyone knew how to fix brains like that, they’d be rich as heck. As for the shower vs bath, have you considered: plastic lawn chair. Idk if that would help At. All. But hopefully the image was minorly amusing.

I alone would pay their bills off for a few years at least that’s for sure.

Oh man that would be fucking hilarious x) Unfortunately I have a bathtub not a shower cabin so it wouldn’t fit but now I’m thinking about where to get a barstool that’s tall and narrow enough x)