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some new dumbass: done with crit role bc the dm is too pussy to kill the player characters

me, remembering that time in campaign 1 where a character’s long-time nemesis walked over to his unconscious body and headshotted him, killing him instantly, leading to a complicated ritual where the character’s soul had to be rescued from a demon, and the player said if one wrong word was spoken during the ritual his character would refuse to return: