perringwrites:

p-assthroughfire:

perringwrites:

wordsbysarah:

beatlesandbards:

wordsbysarah:

I just realized I’m like, a writer now.. am I gonna have to learn to like whiskey??

Noooooo, no no no. As long as you use it for style, a writer can adopt any alcohol as your signature thing 😉

Alright so, what you’re tellin me is, that I can coast through this zombie novel on whipped cream vodka? Sign me the funk up

Ayyye neat mine is chocolate vodka

Well, shit. Is it okay to fill a bottle that used to have alcohol in it, with _tea_ and _pretend_ like it’s alcohol?

I mean at this point ur already a writer, right. And writers are really good at pretending, so you’re all good

That’s great thank you but now I gotta get y’all to delete this thread so no future fan of mine can find it and realise I’m not actually drinking alcohol.